"There is darkness everywhere Mr. Lincoln..." Abraham Lincoln (Benjamin Walker) tried to seek vengeance over the death of his beloved mother and discovered about the reign of vampires in the United States... Trained by his mentor, Henry Sturgess (Dominic Cooper), he hunted and killed vampires for the sake of the country's sovereignty...  The title itself is an indicator that one mustn't take this movie so...

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"In order to get home, we will come up with an act that will blow everyone away!" Alex (Ben Stiller), Marty (Chris Rock), Gloria (Jada Pinkett Smith), Melman (David Schwimmer) and the rest of the gang were still struggling to get back to the place they truly belong - New York! As they were on their way, they were chased by a very...

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Yesterday, as I tried to overtake a lorry, it suddenly squashed a giant cow dung (a.k.a shit) and the splatter flew towards me...  I was thankful my helmet has a visor... Otherwise, I would probably have poo for early dinner...  Yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk...  ...

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"Adik, ayah mana? Nak tumpang pakcik?", said a guy who was I thought in his thirties... He was riding a rather old motorcycle and wearing a dirty plain grey t-shirt and jeans...  If my memory serves me right, I was a standard three student at that time and I was walking home alone because Abah didn't show up to fetch me after I...

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"Assalammualaikum~ Saya ingin menjemput saudara dan keluarga untuk ke ceramah yang akan diadakan di Paka pagi esok...", said a guy who came into my shop... He appeared to be in his twenties and was wearing serban and a maroon jubah...  Before walking out and heading to my neighbours' houses, he handed me a few flyers and a calendar... They were propaganda flyers...  BUKTI...

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"Lips red as blood... Hair black as night... Bring me your heart my dear, dear Snow White..." Ravenna (Charlize Theron), who possessed dark magic powers used deceit and trickery to seize away a kingdom from a mourning king... Years passed and eventually she learned that there was one person who could end her reign - Snow White (Kristen Stewart), daughter of the fallen...

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This is why I prefer to use Hair and Body Wash instead of just Shampoo...  There was one time when I brushed my teeth with facial wash as toothpaste... WTF brain... WTF... ...

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