Yeah, my father owns a grocery shop...
And we have all kinds of customers... Grandpa, Grandma, Drug addicts, you name it...
We even have babies coming around our shop...

Baby 1

• I was hanging out outside the shop when I saw a baby girl from far... She was running towards, almost like a penguin... She ran and ran straight into the shop and straight to the canned drinks rack... straight away (she moved so smooth, like she had planned it all before coming) , with her cute tiny finger, she pointed out a can of Coke... I asked, "tengok duit ada berapa?" She opened up her hand and there lay a rusted 1 cent coin... "tak cukup ni dik... adik gi balik, mintak RM6 juta kat mak baru datang sini..." as soon as I finished my sentence, her cute wide eyes became watery... She cried as loud as a baby could cry... I didnt know what to do... "Shh... Shhh.... Allaa lalalala~ Nangis pulak... Okey Okey, u can have it... U won..." I gave her the Coke (the drink not the drug)... Straight away (again, like had it all planned) she smiled... sinisterly... then she threw me the one cent coin and ran out of the shop... "Slick Coke addict!!"

• A mom came to the shop with her baby and as she wandered around, she left the baby at the counter for me to take care of for a while... the baby seemed blur to me as all she did was sit on the counter and stare me with a blur stare... "What are you thinking baby? Are u thinking what I'm thinking? Pinky and the Brain Brain Brai... kenapa basah ni? Baby kencing ke? Makcikkk... Baby kencing...." the counter was fully wet... and of course I'm the one who had wipe it out... all the memos, bills, and buku hutang, WET... "Makcik datang kedai ni pun sebab nak beli Pampers la... Hahaha" said the mom...

• I was listening to Paramore at the counter when suddenly a baby girl came running and yelling into the shop "Aaaaa!!!" and threw everything on the racks to the floor and then ran away... All I could do was ask... "What was that all about?"

• A baby girl came to the shop alone with a long list of goods - bawang merah 1kg, garam 1, modes carefree, ikan kering etc... So, as she waited at the counter and staring at the sweets, I went to get all of the goods listed... after I finished, I asked, "duit?" The baby opened up her hads... Empty... She checked her pockets... Empty... Yes... She had lost the money on her way here... (duit RM50... tak jumpa, mak dia bagi duit baru...) and not to mention, she had to make two trips from her house to the shop just to take all of the items back... if her brother didnt came, it would be about five trips I think...