My mom was folding my shirts (melipat baju) when she let out a sigh...

"(sigh) kenapa la beli baju semua kecik2..."

and I was like "Hmm?"

"ni baju ni... semua kecik kecik... baju kecik, seluar kecik..."

and then my younger brother, being a 'penyibuk' and 'penyampuk' professional, had to barge into the 'conversation' with a proposition...

"Haaa... apa kata Angah bagi baju baju Angah semua kat Faiz! Settle!"

"Yeah right, and then, what am I supposed to wear? kain pelekat? and besides, mom, those are my boxers... of course there are small... and the t-shirts, everyone's wearing S size nowadays... Gay looks are the 'in' thing..."




...okey, I didnt actually spoken the last few lines, I just said it in my mind... but it's kinda true, Gay looks are really the 'in' thing nowadays... Mom, u always watch those Citra Sandiwara (not to mention Bio-Nik, Rempit VS Impak Maksima and Akademi Fantasia...) everyday on TV, havent u noticed almost every guy in it wearing small t-shirts, V necks, skinny jeans and all that... I'm just following the trend... look at Alief for instance, he always wear clothes yang menyerlahkan lagi kekuatan dan kesasaan otot otot tangannya... dan juga perutnya (NO OFFENSE)... and not to forget Ridhwan : skinny pants (more like crouch-gripping pants) and slim fit shirts...

I remember what Ridhwan said when we were in Lendu (back in the days where I was still wear ing ass-covering t-shirts) - "Pamie, besarnya baju kau, orang lelaki tak payah tutup bontot la..." and thanks to that, I started noticing people (espeacially girls) staring at me like I'm E.T and giggled sometimes... "besarnya baju budak tu" I heard they say... from that moment, I realized that I got to change from M to S...

But... a few months back, shopping with my mom, I chose the size S for all of my clothes which led me to a debate with mom... "Orang lelaki tak payah nak tunjuk bontot" Dush!! Betul2... but mom... Sigh~ ye la... ye la... akhirnya beli baju saiz M gak... besides, she's paying...