ATM

Friday, September 11, 2009

I was in a queue for the ATM machine and there were two guys in front of me... I swear, the one who was in front of me was awfully smelly... I distanced myself about 30 - 40 cm from him and yet his smell was still killing me softly... After the first guy of the line left the ATM, the smelly guy went on pressing the ATM's buttons...

Hmm?? Does this guy know what he's doing? You're supposed to put in your ATM card first... I think to myself... But after a minute of him pressing the buttons and the ATM was not responding, I told him; Encik, kena masukkan kad dulu... baru boleh guna...

He turned to me with a big smile... Saya tahu dik, tapi saya sekarang tengah tunggu isteri saya... Dia yang nak cucuk duit, bukan saya...

What??

Saya tekan main main je tadi, saje je... Sabar eh dik... Kejap lagi isteri saya datang...

Apa kata Encik bagi saya guna dulu, I said...

Urmm, Okey la...

He stepped aside and let me use the ATM... but as I put my card in, I noticed that he was standing beside me, staring at the ATM's monitor screen... I looked at him straight to the eyes with a weird look on my face... he reacted by smiling... Encik, boleh tak undur ke belakang lagi??

Owh? Okey okey...

He backed off a bit, pushing the two women behind him behind... one of them moved to the next ATM...

After withdrawing RM100 from my account, I went straight to the door... God, seriously, that guy needed a bath and a brain...