It was Friday prayer and the imam had started the prayer while all other men, including me, followed his lead... I was really in focus the minute the imam started to recite the surah al-Fatihah, but the minute he reached the second surah, I was all over the place... My mind kept thinking about the movie I watched the night before... Then, with confidence, I raised up both of my hands to initiate the rukuk... As the tip of my fingers touched the tip of my ears, I snapped... I suddenly realized that it was not time for rukuk yet, the imam had not finished reciting the second surah... So, to avoid being self-humiliated, I took the action of scratching both of my ears at the same time...



2. On the road...

I was a child with a brain full of imagination... Thanks to the excessive exposure to comic books and cartoons... There was this time when I pretended to be psychic by riding a bicycle without looking ahead... I paddled my bicycle on the road, while looking down... For the first 10 - 15 meters, I was doing great... and I thought that maybe I was really a psychic... I just need to train using my powers more often... yeah, I can do this "BANG!!!!"

I hit the front of a static lorry... benjol kepala...




3. When your teacher likes to ask questions to random people in class

I was thinking about how would it be if a nuclear bomb was suddenly dropped into the class through the roof... Will we be able to react to it or we would just burn into dust and become a part of the mushroom cloud... Then, suddenly,

"Fahmi~"

"Ye, mati... eh, silap! Ye cikgu!!"