I was lining up at Melaka Sentral's Cool Blog stall to buy me a cup of chocolate milk tea... In front of me was a couple - the guy was wearing a trucker cap which was much bigger than the size of his head, a black polo shirt and black shorts while the girl wore tudung (hijab), a very tight tank top (it was so tight, all her flabs couldn't be more obvious), and jeans... From the way they look and act, I could guess that they're still in high school...

Anyway, the one who wanted to buy some beverages were the girl because she was the only one who studied the menu and it took her forever to decide what to get... Whereas, the guy never paid attention to anything accept the girl's ass... Yeap... He was shamelessly grabbing the girl's back like I and about 3 to 4 other people lining behind them were never there... 

Subtly, he started by putting his right hand on the girl's back... Then, his palm slowly made its way down to the waist and parked on the one of her butt cheeks... 

It was painful to see... 

I deliberately coughed as loud as I could, signalling him that I was very uncomfortable with his action... He reacted by placing his hand into her jeans' pocket... It was really a struggle for him to get inside the pocket because damn those jeans were tight... Slut...

"Cepat la pilih apa kau nak dan berambus! Aku dahaga dan meluat nih!", I screamed inside... Now I know how uncool it is to overdo this PDA thing... In case u didn't know, PDA stands for Public Display of Affection... 

I hate online PDA... Though I never unfriended anyone on Facebook who I truly know or met, I did unsubcribe to a number of people's status updates because they tend to get all mushy and lovey dovey on their walls all the time...

"Owh sayang, aku merinduimu bagai musang merindui bulan..."

Urgk... These kind of messages should only be sent through text messages or private messages... and apa kaitan musang dan bulan??

However, real life PDA is definitely worse... Come on, get a room la...