I watched this movie with my girl last week... and it was really funny!  Jackie Chan sure sucked big time in The Spy Next Door, but in this movie, he was quite awesome... I guess he should always take roles in this kind of movies because his Hollywood movies were not that successful... I wonder how the coming Karate Kid will turn out...

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The first time I discovered the Internet was when I was in Form 3 in a cyber cafe (CC) near my school... The first time I tried to surf the net, I unintentionally ended up opening a porn website... The one who used the computer before me had put the site as the home page for the browser... The minute I saw some...

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I know most of you pee in the water while having fun, swimming in the river... If you're nasty enough, you would pee upstream so that the people downstream will all have a taste of your urine... Damn, you're disgusting! However, dont ever ever pee in the Amazon River (if you have the chance to go there)... Why? Because of this little fella......

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  Two weeks ago, I was wondering how did my sleeve button break into two pieces... I thought that maybe my index finger and thumb got stronger for all the writing on the blackboards using chalks in school that I did not notice I accidentally broke the button into two while buttoning my sleeve... But today I realized that the button broke because...

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The first few times I saw her, I felt like being in slow motion scenes of a movie where you can almost see birds flying slowly from behind her and the camera is focused to only her that even the background got a little bit blurry... And I thought to myself, she has the cutest smile ever...  We often exchange stares and glances...

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  For those who have watched Percy Jackson and The Lightning Thief, do you remember the scene when Percy had to fight a hydra in order to get one of the three green pearls? He cut off the Hydra's necks but then the heads grew back and double up... In Greek mythology, the Hydra was a water beast possessing 9 heads... Yeah, it...

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I hate it when I dreamed of something really cool but as I woke up, I couldn't remember what the dream was all about... Somehow I knew it's an awesome dream because I have little chunks of it inside my head but I just couldn't get the bigger picture...  Yeah, I had a great dream last night but I cannot tell you about...

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Check this out... While singing his first single, "Whataya Want From Me", at Monday's Z100 concert, Adam Lambert stopped and told one of the audience to get off the phone...  "Can you get off your phone?" "You're not watching tv honey... it's a live show..." Yeah, it is kinda rude to be talking on your phone so loudly that it interrupts/annoys other people......

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Damnit... It's Wednesday already? Time sure is moving fast when u're not that stressed out... By the way, it's a week off from school and I'm still in Melaka, refusing to go home because I dont want to spend the week looking after my father's grocery shop... Yeah, I miss my family and I really want to meet my new niece but it's...

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  take a look at this picture... if you can see dolphins as soon as you lay your eyes on it, it means that your mind is as clean as white cloth being soaked in a pale of Clorox... There are about 9 dolphins in there... Click the picture to enlarge...  ...

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  The vampire squid (also known as the vampire squid from hell... Cool name huh?) is one of the most unique deep sea creatures in the world... It doesn't suck blood or anything but the name may came from its appearance which is rather freaky and scary looking... Apparently, it has the largest eyes in the animal kingdom where the diameter of the...

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As you are reading this post, a volcano might be erupting at the bottom of the sea... or a planet might be forming in outer space... or a person living at the other side of the earth is reading this same post, at same pace as you are, reading the same words as you reading right now... What are the odds huh? But...

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 This guy sure hates juice huh?  ...

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  This fish has a transparent head... the two holes on the front of its head are not the eyes... Those are nose holes... The eyes are inside the transparent skull... Can you see those green orbs inside its head? Those are the lenses... it's a barreleye fish found in the Pacific... Cool huh? Those eyes are like pilots in a jet cockpit,...

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I was walking along the road between the Stadium Kubu and Bangunan Wisma, on my way to campus to see my girl, when suddenly, a car pulled over... Well, I didn't think that they would kidnap me or something, but I must stay cautious, so I came up with a counter plan in my head just in case the two guys in the...

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Walking home alone from my girl's, my mind wandered to another galaxy... As I was passing along the road between the Kubu Stadium and Bangunan Wisma, my mind have ventured through the Butterfly Nebula... But my wonderful daydream (even though this actually happened at night) was interrupted by a motorist... I heard a slow rumbling sound of a motorcycle and I knew by...

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As I finished drawing a shoal of fish on the blackboard, a student approached me... "Sir, you really like drawing huh?" "Yup, I do..." "Sir, why do you take the 'bidang English'? Why not you take the 'bidang seni'?" "Hmmm... I'm not so sure... but I think it's because I like English..." "Owh... Sir, you teach us 'pendidikan seni' la sir..." "I'll think...

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"Okey, there are 3 types of pollution right?? Air pollution, water pollution and sound pollution... So, what cause them?" "Sir! Sir! Can you come here for a while..." "What is it?" "I want to ask... What about sex pollution??" "Hah?!! Sex pollution? What is that?" "You know, today we can get sex so easy by surfing the Internet... So is that pollution?" "How...

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