Sometimes I imagine what would I do if one day I found a bag full of money... Maybe a robber threw it there when he was chased by cops... or maybe a senile rich old man put it down on the road to get his car keys from his pocket and then forgot to take the bag and drove off... Well, life is full of possibilities... so, if that really happened, what would I do?

Firstly, I would go buy a new bag... The owner of the bag could be looking for it... So, I wouldn't want him to see me carrying it... He would most probably kill me or ask for the bag back... So, I would get myself a new bag pack and go to the toilet and transfer the money into the new bag... I would just leave the old bag in the toilet or dump it in the trash can...

Then, I would go to the nearest hotel and check myself in... In the hotel room, all by myself, I would check the money to make sure that there's no tracer being planted in between the bills... I read somewhere that banks usually put tracers on the bills to trace missing money... If I found tracers, I would immediately take them out and go out of the room and check the hotel surroundings for signs of cops... If I saw cops, I would rush out of the hotel and stick the tracers on moving cars so that the cops would be chasing the wrong targets... After the coast is clear, I would go back to my room and count the money!!

I figured that banks can detect the stolen money's serial number... Therefore, I wouldn't be able to bank in the money into my bank account... But I wouldn't want to carry the money around or hide it somewhere in my room... So, I would spend the money bit by bit... Instead of banking in the money that I found into my account, I would bank in the CHANGE from the money I spent... I would only spent the money on little stuff...

After I'd banked in all of the money (it would take forever) , I would have nothing else to worry about! I would be filthy rich!! Because I banked in the money bit by bit, if someone asked me how I got rich, I would say that I saved the money little by little... Like the Malay proverb goes - "Sikit-sikit, lama-lama jadi bukit..." HAHAHA!! I would buy myself houses around university campuses and rent them to students... Therefore, I would get money transfered into my account every month! I would buy all the gadgets that I always wanted like iPhones, iPads, laptops, tablet PCs, etc... I would buy a big motorbike and a nice car!! Wuihhhh~

However, suddenly I thought about my conscience... Yeah, I kinda do have a big conscience... If I got rich that way, I would be forever haunted by guilt... I wouldn't be happy... I guess that's why people say - money cant buy you happiness...