So, kids, drink your milk and gain enough calcium because I think the most probable cause of me being kinda short is the fact that I didn't drink milk when I was a kid... No, I'm not lactose-intolerant... It's just that milk tastes horrible...

When I was in kindergarten, my teacher gave me a big can of milk powder... I kept it in the kitchen cabinet for years until I had to throw it away as worms started to manifest in that can... 

Then, during primary school, I got listed as one who was legitimate to get free food from the school canteen... or others might call it Skim Bantuan Makanan or something... The free food was delicious but the canteen people only served milk as drinks... I never drank them... I rather spend money and drink colorful unhealthy beverages...

However, as I mature and grow older, I can finally tolerate with its taste... Though I still don't get why people think it's tasty... It's so not delicious... and it's white...

Anyway, check out what I found on the net... Samurai Umbrella!

Awesome... Men will no longer feel shame for carrying umbrellas anymore...