Taking my shirt off to take a shower, something crossed my mind... Whoever invented the toilet was a brilliant man... (well, I assumed that it is a man... because most probably women are decent enough to thing of something as crappy as stuff involving shit...)


Seriously, if toilets were not invented, we would still be pissing and shitting by the river... Imagine having to go to the nearest river just to do some shitty business... Water pollution will be going up to another level then... Dang... but, on second thought, maybe it will make the river richer and the fishes fatter... The plants beside the rivers will be having free fertilizers... with no toxic... but the smell will be toxic for sure...



and what about privacy??



So, who really invented one of the most useful device known to mankind? It was Sir John Harrington, a noble Englishman... (see, he is a man...) Find out more about the origins of the toilet here... Apparently, reading this article, I found that many thought Thomas Crapper (a plumber) created the toilet... I guess the word "Crap" came from this Crapper guy huh?

Thanks to Sir Harrington, we can enjoy doing our private business in the comfort of our own toilet... Ahhhh~



Boy I wish writing research proposals is as easy as writing this entry...


Here are some pictures of strange toilets... For enlightenment purposes...

"Ahhh~ what a view~~"

Dare to pee?

What did I tell u about men inventing toilets?

I hope there wont be any shark staring while I'm doing my thing...

Again, dare to pee?

*pictures taken from DamnCoolPics*

Yesterday morning, the sound of a door being opened woke me up from my beauty sleep... the sound came from the house in front of my house... Then, after a few minutes, I heard the door being shut again... The auntie living in front of my house is rather mysterious... My fellow housemates said that she is a teacher... For the past 2 and a half years I've been living in Kubu, I've only met her two to three times... Her glass sliding door is often slightly opened... Yet, her house is always dark during night time... Ridhwan suspected she had murdered her husband and keep the body inside a freezer in that house...



The Chinese guy living on the second floor is torturing his pet dog... I often heard the dog barking in pain as that Chinese guy keeps yelling in Chinese... there was one day when Alief and I saw the dog moaning in pain as it was left outside in the scorching sun on the balcony...
I think that guy also beat up his girlfriend/wife who is living together with him as I sometimes hear the girl crying for help... How can I report this??

Thailand rocked the film industry with it's traditional Muay Thai kick boxing through the movie Ong Bak... Now Indonesia is introducing Silat to the world... Malaysia bila lagi? The title is "Merantau"

Superheroes with no powers... but they sure can kick ass... Especially Hit-Girl

Fight against the gods... You can see Medusa's head on the poster...

Aniston and Butler... Two strong reasons to not to miss this movie...

The movie Taken impressed me... So I expect more from this movie... John Travolta will be rocking this one!!

You've played the game... Now watch the fight in this live action movie...

Dont you think there are too many vampire movies lately?

Cool 3D effects...

Sarah Jessica Parker... I predicted there will be lots of Prada, LV, and Chanel...

More action...

Try comparing this with Harry Porter...

Damn cool effects and action...

Will Shrek finally get an ultimate happy ending?


Go watch the trailers on Youtube.com...



So, which ones u anticipate the most?

Did I leave out something??

"Dear Santa, I want a cinema hall for Christmas... I want to watch my movies with a gigantic screen and big speakers... Thank you... You dont have to wrap it up... "

The movie Avatar was indeed remarkable... The most powerful element of the movie is the computer generated images used... Not just the 3D animations look real but they were perfectly fused with the non-computer generated images... Every aspect of the movie was in details... no wonder they took almost a decade to finish the movie...



I regretted not watching it in 3D...

It was raining heavily outside... Sitting on a torn mattress, leaning his back against the wall in the living room, Fahmi stared at the raindrops on the glass sliding doors... He watched the drops dropped slowly leaving short traces of water on the tinted glass...

The wall spoke to him... Woke him up from his sleep... Telling him how much alike they are... Him and the wall... They are alike... Silent yet existing... Ignored but noticeable...

But no, Fahmi said... No, dear solid wall... We are different... I breathe air... You dont breathe...

The wall replied... I do breathe... Though solid I am, I have cracks... If you put your face against me, you will feel... though barely, you will feel... Feel a slight friction... Friction between your skin and the air...

Really? Fahmi disagreed in his mind... He didnt see any crack on the wall's surface... nor did he feel any slight friction as he lay his left cheek against them...

With his cheek still attached, he whispered... Wall, wall, oh solid wall... you're lying... Urghh!!

Before he could finish his sentence, the wall cracked... Fahmi pulled his cheek away and backed off...

The crack started from the point where his cheek met with the surface and slowly spread horizontally forming a straight, crooked line... The crack stopped a few millimeters from the door frame...

Now he felt it... Now he felt the friction... The friction between his skin and the air as the crack started to open and forming a big mouth-shaped hole on the wall, letting the wind from outside in...

I breathe... I breathe....... I breathe........... The wall spoke... Its voice echoed and got louder and louder... The wind coming from the hole got stronger and stronger...

No!!! Wall, wall, oh solid wall!! Stop breathing!! or you'll form a miniature cyclone in this living room!!

I breathe...... I BREATHE!!! I BREATHEEE!!! I BREATHHEEEHEEEHHEHEHE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHAAA!!!!



:-D

Sometimes when I just lie down on my bed, staring at the walls and ceiling, I would wish that I had a lot of money... People would say that money cant buy you happiness... Well, they can go to hell... at least it will get me out of here... out of being ordinary... out into the world of wonders... far away from boredom...

If I have money, the first thing I would do is to buy a cool motorcycle... I'm not talking about those damn bulky ones... look at me, I'm as thin as a plank... tak larat nak angkat nanti...



Then, I want to send my parents to Mekah... Seriously, even though I'm their son, I hate to ask money from them... the money they had spent to send me to school, to feed me, to send me to the university... if they are put together, it will be enough to buy them a new bungalow... I'm in debt with my parents, and I want to pay them soon... Cepat la habis belajar!!!

After that, I want to catch up with life... I want to go sky diving and touch the clouds with my bare hands... I want to do bungee jumping and feel the blood rushing through my veins into my brains... I want to go to Hawaii and experience Eden... I want to be a National Geographic part time photographer... I want to try out an AK-47... learn jujitsu...



I hate to think that everyone is out there, while I'm in here, missing all the fun... just because I'm poor...

I hate to think that all those rich people are out there doing nothing when there are so many things they can and should do (especially that guy with the yellow Cellica... I'm not sure I spelled Cellica right but whatever)...

People would say, you'll get there... Damn I will... but maybe when I really did get there, I will be forgetting these dream... Maybe when I get there, I wont be thinking of sky diving but instead I will be thinking of taxes to pay, bills to sort out, kids to feed... maybe I will forget how to be young...

People would say, you should be thankful, at least you have a roof on your head, enough food to eat... but I guess it's human nature to be greedy... to yearn things that they cant have... Humans will always try to go further...

But in the end... still staring at the walls and ceiling, I would say to myself, "Kau memang suka berangan kan?"


Hmm... well, it's better than being empty and dreamless...

I watched Couple's Retreat two times... First with Ridhwan and Alief and second with my girl... I like the movie because it showed about the real problems that married couples have to deal with in life... It showed how couples somehow forget how to have fun with each other after a few years of marriage and when their children appeared into their world... how couples just forget how to communicate with each other... the ending was rather sweet... Yeah, I would love to sit by the waterfall with my girl, talking about simple yet meaningful stuff... The movie was also quite funny especially the part in the scene with Salvadore (the Yoga instructor)... The place setting of the movie was extremely beautiful... Blue, clear water... Waterfalls... Clean beaches... it was the closest to heaven...



Tonight, I watched Storm Warriors II with Alief... despite having quite a number of people telling me that it was not good, I went to watch the movie with enthusiasm... Most probably because I've been reading the comic books (Pedang Setiawan) since I was six years old... Yeah, from I was six years old until now, Pedang Setiawan has never shown any signs of an ending... The chapters have reached hundreds... Honestly, I really loved the movie... The effects were grand... just like in the comic books... It was like reading the comics in motion picture... Nevertheless, I anticipated a sequel... There's no way Penjejak Awan would die!! He lives until today in the comic books... and Aties Kuntum is not dead yet... :-D



Lastly, I've just finished watching 500 Days of Summer in my laptop (thanks Ridhwan)... I love Zooey Deschanel :-) but I was really frustrated with the ending... because I saw me in Tom... Shit!! Why does Summer has to be married with someone else??? I hate it... It was really sweet in the beginning but heart breaking towards the end... Although Tom met Autumn in the end but the frustration in my heart stayed... :-((




I wish I can own a cinema hall...

It is always amusing for me to watch my younger brothers argue among themselves about the silliest things...


On the way to grandma's, we passed by Mydin Mall and Giant...



Aizat: Yang mana lagi best? Mydin atau Giant?

Faiz: Mestilah Mydin...

Aizat: Mydin lagi best dari Giant

Faiz: tapi tak tahu jugak sebab kita jarang pergi Giant

Aizat: tak, Mydin lagi best sebab ada jual CD PS2

Faiz: Giant pun ada jual CD

Aizat: Tapi takde CD PS2

Faiz: Giant boleh buli Mydin sebab dia Giant

Aizat: Macammana Giant nak buli Mydin? Giant selalu buli Nobita dan Doraemon...

Faiz: Mydin lagi murah

Aizat: Macammana nak tahu? Kita kan jarang pergi Giant

Faiz: Mydin Mall lagi besar, jadi dia lagi best

Aizat: Kalau Mydin lagi besar, Giant dah tak boleh dipanggil Giant dah...

Faiz: Mydin buli Giant pulak

Me: Wargghhahahahahahahaha!!! God!! Enough u two!! You are making me nuts with all your nonsense!!!

Aizat and Faiz: Giant mengamuk!!!






Aizat is the one who got 5A's for UPSR and Faiz is the one taking SPM this year...

After about 2 weeks ++ being in Terengganu, I am now in Melaka again... It feels weird because there is no rain in Melaka... in Terengganu, the rain poured for 24 hours for days and it was damn cold, a drop of water felt like a sharp razor slicing through the skin... Taking a shower was like committing a horrible suicide...

Well, I love the rain, but when u have to much of rain, u cannot help to be flooded... Flooded with sleepiness and excessive coldness...

Speaking of rain, I watched Ninja Assassin with Alief on Friday... I have the urge to watch the movie after seeing how hard Rain trained himself just to play the role of a deadly ninja assassin... 8 months of muscle building, weapon training and parkour... plus, the makers of The Matrix Trilogy made the movie, so I expected it to be interesting...



It was a cool movie! Ninjas fighting each other to seek revenge and freedom... I like the visual effects of ninja appearing from the shadows and then disappears into thin air... Cool weapons (shuriken, katanas, chains)... however, the story line was kinda simple... I expected more twists as the guys from Matrix were involved... and the visual effects were not as grand as the ones from The Matrix Trilogy... less shaky camera views could also help to make it better...



Hiyya!!