One day, at McD, while waiting for my refill of Coke, a Chinese old man

came to the counter and ordered himself

one large cock... 

That was the most awkward moment

I ever had at a McD counter...

I couldn't even laugh because it

happened so sudden... 

The one who's taking the order

also couldn't react and

she froze for about 30 seconds... 

I guessed her mind exploded...