I wish I could get thinner only by shitting... It's like, whenever I feel fat, I'll just go to the toilet, remove all my excess fat by taking a dump... Because lately, I've been feeling that I really need to do sit ups like a thousand times because my tummy is kinda growing... 

Actually, I've been doing sit ups frequently... Yeah, like every day... But I only do ten per day... I guess that's not enough for me to be getting six packs... I've been skipping too... Damn, it's harder than it looks...

Plus, today, out of boredom, I hoed the long grass in my front house... That caused me to shed about a bucket of sweat... I felt so healthy... Well, at first I tried hoeing the grass... However, it didn't work as the ground underneath the grass was covered with large pebbles... so I took out the sickle... Gosh, it was no use... The sickle was blunt... I gave up on the tools and used my bare hands instead... 

Tomorrow, if I'm feeling bored again, I might break some more sweat clearing all of the pebbles from the ground and plant something beautiful there... Flowers... Hmm... Nahh... Maybe mango tree instead... Yeah, that would be nice...