Last weekend, while watching Black Swan (for the second time...) on my laptop, I drank Frost Root Beer straight from the bottle... To my surprise, the mouth of the bottle was covered with hundreds of black ANTS... I think I drank quite a few of them... As soon as I could feel the ants creeping all over my face, I swiftly ran to the bathroom and gargled...  

Shit, I felt stupid after that... 

Then I remember how my friend drank a tin of Pepsi mixed with cigarette ash because his friend mistakenly thought the tin was an ashtray... Now I know how my friend felt when he threw up after drinking that ashed Pepsi... 

It felt stupid...