Muntah
Wednesday, March 02, 2011
"This must be how a hangover feels like..."
Last Monday, I woke early in the morning (feeling like P.Diddy) with a huge headache... I didn't know what I did while I was sleeping which resulted to me having that massive pain on my temple... Maybe I accidentally banged my head on the concrete wall I was sleeping next to... or maybe some demon took a dump on my head... or maybe I sleep walked to the nearest pub and went fly like a G6 which led to a huge hangover...
The headache was so excruciating, I could barely move... Besides headache, I also felt nauseous... I got up and headed to the bathroom to throw up... but nothing came out from my mouth except ugly sounding burps... Damn it... So, I went back to bed... I tried hard to sleep the pain and nauseous away (Gosh, it's like I'm pregnant or something...) but my eyes were wide open... I went to the toilet again and tried to barf as I thought it will make me feel better but it was no use... nothing came out...
Then, I thought, "Hey, maybe if I put my bottoms up and do a doggy position, all the rotten stuff would come out..."
Hell yeah, I threw up fabulously... My barf were all over my mattress... Great job son (I praised myself...)
After that, even though I still felt nauseous, but the headache went away... Woohooo... However, I did feel a bit dizzy... Thinking how much of a hassle it would be to take a day off, I went to work anyway... The journey from home to the campus was rather agonizing... I kept holding breaths, shut my eyes and tried really hard not to vomit inside Ridhwan's new car... The longest journey of my life...
I went to the clinic at the campus... I cursed inside when the guy at the counter asked me to fill up a form as that was my first time coming to that place... I was feeling half dead and he wanted me to fill up a form? What if I was dying at that time, would he still be asking me to fill up the damn form? He could just help me to fill it up by checking the details printed on my staff ID card... All the info required was there...
The doctor was not in... So, the medical assistant had a look at me... "Temperature, normal... Blood pressure, normal... Hmmm... Urmm... Actually... I have no clue of what I'm dealing with...", said the medical assistant... If I was dying, that was the last thing I wanna hear... He gave me drugs to make the headache and nauseous go away and also some vitamins... Sweet...
On my way to the place my colleagues and I usually hang out from the clinic, I felt the urge to eat... I sensed that it was a good thing... So, I stopped by a shop selling fried frankfurters which is in front of the library... As soon as I entered the shop, the sweet smell of fried, unhealthy food overwhelmed my nostrils... It made me puke... I puked in front of the library... while so many people were passing by... talk about social suicide... I was glad I was no longer a student there...
That's it... that's my story... Throwing up sure sucks... I think I made so many funny faces while throwing up... I never had a hangover before as I never drank... but judging on how horrible it went, I think that's how a hangover would feel like...
The headache was so excruciating, I could barely move... Besides headache, I also felt nauseous... I got up and headed to the bathroom to throw up... but nothing came out from my mouth except ugly sounding burps... Damn it... So, I went back to bed... I tried hard to sleep the pain and nauseous away (Gosh, it's like I'm pregnant or something...) but my eyes were wide open... I went to the toilet again and tried to barf as I thought it will make me feel better but it was no use... nothing came out...
Then, I thought, "Hey, maybe if I put my bottoms up and do a doggy position, all the rotten stuff would come out..."
Hell yeah, I threw up fabulously... My barf were all over my mattress... Great job son (I praised myself...)
After that, even though I still felt nauseous, but the headache went away... Woohooo... However, I did feel a bit dizzy... Thinking how much of a hassle it would be to take a day off, I went to work anyway... The journey from home to the campus was rather agonizing... I kept holding breaths, shut my eyes and tried really hard not to vomit inside Ridhwan's new car... The longest journey of my life...
I went to the clinic at the campus... I cursed inside when the guy at the counter asked me to fill up a form as that was my first time coming to that place... I was feeling half dead and he wanted me to fill up a form? What if I was dying at that time, would he still be asking me to fill up the damn form? He could just help me to fill it up by checking the details printed on my staff ID card... All the info required was there...
The doctor was not in... So, the medical assistant had a look at me... "Temperature, normal... Blood pressure, normal... Hmmm... Urmm... Actually... I have no clue of what I'm dealing with...", said the medical assistant... If I was dying, that was the last thing I wanna hear... He gave me drugs to make the headache and nauseous go away and also some vitamins... Sweet...
On my way to the place my colleagues and I usually hang out from the clinic, I felt the urge to eat... I sensed that it was a good thing... So, I stopped by a shop selling fried frankfurters which is in front of the library... As soon as I entered the shop, the sweet smell of fried, unhealthy food overwhelmed my nostrils... It made me puke... I puked in front of the library... while so many people were passing by... talk about social suicide... I was glad I was no longer a student there...
That's it... that's my story... Throwing up sure sucks... I think I made so many funny faces while throwing up... I never had a hangover before as I never drank... but judging on how horrible it went, I think that's how a hangover would feel like...
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